NevadaGram #141 – Living Large in Laughlin, Postcard from Shorty

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The Mardi Gratta River Regatta
MardiGratta

Laughlin should have been named Fun City

Laughlin NV in the 1970s no-one comes here on business unless they are in the fun business. We come for the food, the drink, the easy-going atmosphere, the fishing, and the golf in the unique Colorado River setting.

It’s like the fond memory of long-ago Las Vegas — resorts instead of mega-resorts, big casino hotels, but without the traffic jams. Las Vegas has grown into an International city;

Laughlin NV in the 1970s
Laughlin in the ’70s

Laughlin is still Nevada. There are ten casino-hotels now, nine strung like beads along the Colorado downriver from Don Laughlin’s original Riverside — his South Tower went up in 1994, the last major addition to Laughlin’s skyline — and a tenth, The Avi, 16 miles south on the Fort Mohave Tribal Reservation.

Laughlin was on a pace to overtake Las Vegas in size and sizzle when I first visited in the early ’80s.

A huge burst of investment was underway. With the addition of the Ramada Express (now the Tropicana Express), Harrah’s and Flamingo Hilton, the buoyant municipal mood was predicting a newer, younger, brighter and bigger Las Vegas taking shape along the Colorado.

It didn’t happen. Some of the existing properties added new towers, and a few new resorts were built — there were seven by 1982 — but casino development slowed to a stop in the 1990s while the magnificent madness of Las Vegas continues to this day.

Riverside at Laughlin NV
The unchanging Laughlin Skyline
Kayaks on the Colorado River
There are lots of ways to enjoy the river here, including kayaks.

There is a change going on in Laughlin, but it doesn’t show from the outside. Even hotels that don’t have new owners are renovating and upgrading. Just now a number of the casino properties are making major capital improvements, upgrading rooms, restaurants and the overall Feng Shui: The Riverside has just renovated of its Prime Rib Room, recarpeting and wall-covering its public spaces on the first two floors, and installing flat-screen tvs in the guest rooms.

The River Palms has new owners (M-1 Gaming also owns

Boomtown west of Reno) and the community is watching with interest for changes as the new company takes over. The Edgewater and Colorado Belle are co-owned and both have recently remodeled their guest rooms, all 1,900 of them. Even the little Golden Nugget is doing some

work: the night club, originally named Tarzan’s (because of the jungle motif; the coffee shop was Jane’s) is now Gold Digger’s, and the pool and cabanas have been renovated. The adjacent 2-story, 3-bedroom manager’s residence

Laughlin boat race
Laughlin boat race

was the first home built in Laughlin. These days the manager lives elsewhere and the residence is being renovated as a vacation rental.

There are some big events in Laughlin each year. The Laughlin River Run is an ear-shaking motorcycle rendezvous held each spring, and Rockets Over the River just after dusk on July 4th, is a 20-minute fireworks display that brings spectators out to view it along the River Walk. The Mardi Gratta River Regatta(August 10 this year) is a pleasantly wacky way to have fun on the river. It actually begins with a Friday night pre-party. Survivors gather on Saturday morning for the canoe/kayak/standup paddleboard race, wakeboard and wake-skate competitions. The Regatta itself is a magnificent procession of floating objects with human beings aboard (Life vests required), on a 9-mile 3/4 hour river float trip. Inner tubes abound, but decorated rafts and home-made vessels of all types are carried along by the current in a festive and hilarious procession.

The Little Belle
The Little Belle

Apart from the casinos — just outside their back doors, in fact — Laughlin’s main attraction is still the Colorado River. In late August, afternoon temperature 110 or higher, the river is a busy playground, with swimmers, sunbathers and babies playing patty-cake at the Harrah’s beach, little water-skeeters zipping up and down the river, water taxis buzzing from one hotel to another, water-skiers bouncing along behind sleek boats and sending up rooster-tails behind them, and the Little Belle gliding grandly on its sight-seeing cruises.

A fascinating half-hour driving tour starts on Casino Drive; take it downriver past the casinos. You’ll pass the long skinny Emerald River Golf Course and, looming like a ghost

above the sparkling waters of the Colorado, a haunting monument to greed and bad judgment: the skeleton of the 4,000-room Emerald River Casino Hotel, financed with junk bonds and abandoned before completion.

Residential Laughlin
Residential Laughlin

Turn right (north) at the Needles Highway to tour the residential part of town. For the first ten years there weren’t 100 residents because there was no place to build homes. Now you’ll see a profusion of red tile roofs to the north as you approach what might be called Uptown Laughlin: a supermarket-anchored shopping center, with insurance offices and pizza places. Laughlin has almost all the attributes of any mainstream American town, in other words, except that most everything is brand new — there has certainly never been a neater, cleaner boomtown in Nevada history.

I’ve been coming to Laughlin for 40 years and I finally met a local — I don’t mean Bullhead City local, I mean Laughlin local. And by Laughlin local I include people who don’t yet live here full time . . . people in pre-retirement mode who own town houses and rent them to Canadian snowbirds each winter. Let’s call this one Linda.

Laughlin boat race
Aldape’s Market

“I grew up in Carson City,” she told me. “My husband and I have lived in California for a long time and we missed the Nevada spirit of independence, and the desert. We found Laughlin almost by chance, and with the casinos along the river and the residential neighborhood well removed, and without any way to grow bigger, it seemed just right to us.

“We love it here,” she told me. “And we love the desert. We go out and play in it the way I played on C Hill when I was a kid. It’s magical — in the spring there is such a burst of wildflowers! And if you go down to the river in the early morning you’ll see people in their 70s and 80s waterskiing before the kids get up.

“And we have the casinos — Don Laughlin’s Riverside is just like the Carson City Nugget I remember from the 1960s. It feels very familiar and friendly to me.”

Avi casino
The Avi Casino on the Fort Mohave Reservation

“There’s not a great distinction between locals and visitors in Laughlin. Some residents are still part-time, so they’re almost like visitors, and during the winter especially there are visitors renting up and down the street. In other Nevada towns you are pretty clearly either a local or a visitor; here you can be both at once.”

Population in 2010 was 7,323, all of them living under the red tile roofs to the west of the Needles Highway or at Avi on the Fort Mohave reservation.

If you go left (south) at the Needles Highway intersection you’ll eventually arrive at the newest casino attraction on the River — the Avi, an enterprise of the Mohave Tribe adding to

Fishing node on the North Reach Trail
Fishing node on the North Reach Trail

the prosperity of far southern Nevada, and Laughlin’s only other residential district.

The trout fishing is still as great a lure as the gambling games for many visitors, and some of them bunk up in their RVs, enjoy the fishing and the mild winter temperatures, and only enter the casinos for an early breakfast before heading off to catch lunch and dinner.

Some of them will take the North Reach Trail, a new 3-mile addition to the classic River Walk between the casinos

The pedestrian bridge over the highway into Laughlin from US 95 connects the familiar
The pedestrian bridge over the highway into Laughlin from US 95 connects the familiar. – Photo Courtesy of Clark County

and the river’s edge, which has been a pleasant part of the Laughlin experience for years. The new addition continues north along the river to Davis Dam, an easy trail with

access at several points along the way, including at the dam itself, where it ends at a grassy playground and picnic area.

Here's a quick follow-up on the recent Rural Round Up in Pahrump. The photo above shows Impresario Larry Friedman with the Tourism Territory chairs about to present the Voluntourism awards for the year.

Here’s a quick follow-up on the recent Rural Round Up in Pahrump. The photo above shows Impresario Larry Friedman with the Tourism Territory chairs about to present the Voluntourism awards for the year. You will find all the winners and other details here, and more photos here.

Photos by Kurtis Hansen for NCOT
Quick notes from beyond the mountains: Who says Vaudeville is dead? In our high-tech age this antique form of fun — live, not on YouTube — packs a wallop. In “Biggest Little Sideshow” vaudeville has been reimagined for the Sammy’s Showroom stage Biggest Little Sideshowat Harrahs Reno, and it’s terrific! Singing! Dancing! Pretty women doing astonishing things before your eyes! It’s not at all raunchy, it’s all about talent and skill, presented in fast-paced, highly-polished Show Business style by a haughty MC. We’re talking sword swallowing here! Eating fire! And it doesn’t seem nostalgic or old-fashioned at all, it seems almost revolutionary. I was dazzled, enthralled and utterly entertained. For $25, a big bargain. . . .
Shorty’s Postcard from Laughlin
My posse was down to one when we arrived in Laughlin. I don’t know where the other one went. Much of life is a mystery to me, actually, but as long as I have a full belly and a warm place to sleep I don’t worry about it.

We checked into Harrah’s for two busy days of photo shoots and research. I conduct research by nose, up close and personal, so we were up early the next morning. Even in May the days get hot; early mornings and early evenings are the best times to explore the North Reach Trail to Davis Dam.

There’s a fascination to the river, even for a little yellow dog. It’s perfectly stationary, and yet it’s constantly moving. That is to say, it flows but it stays just where it is. It’s puzzling.
Shorty the Wonder Dog at Harrahs Laughlin

I have to admit I’m a little miffed that the posse has absconded with one of the very nice bowls the Harrahs people included in my Doggy Swagbag when we checked in. They use it as a candy dish and think they’re very funny.

My posse posts photos from our trips on my Facebook page when they get around to it. And I have a website here, take a look.

If you operate a Nevada lodging that accepts pets, or can recommend one, please let me know.
Tailwags,
S H O R T Y
The Wonder Dog

Overheard at Bubba Gump’s in Laughlin: “There are stars whose radiance is visible on Earth though they have long been extinct. In the same way there are people whose brilliance continues to light the world though they are no longer alive. Their lights are particularly bright when the night is dark; they light the way for humankind.”

Happy Highways,

David W. Toll

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