Diamond Jack’s Picks for March
Last week, I was introduced to an undertaker who told me that jut before his most recent funeral service he asked the elderly widow how old was her husband.
“98,” she replied. “Two years older than me.”
“So you’re 96?”
“That’s right,” she responded. “It’s hardly worth going home.”
— Diamond Jack Bulavsky
Drinking and Driving in Las Vegas
This is a no-no-no matter when you are in Las Vegas! We do want you to enjoy your time in here, but we would rather you leave the driving to others if you are drinking. That being said, there are many driving-related activities taking place in March.
NASCAR weekend is March 10th through 12th. There is always a car hauler parade down the Strip to kick off the NASCAR festivities in town. It begins around 6 p.m. on Thursday at the Welcome to Las Vegas sign by Russell Road and goes to Sahara. This is really cool to see!
Sam Boyd Stadium will host the Monster Jam World Finals XVII from March 23rd to March 25th at 7 p.m. each night. Single day tickets for Friday or Saturday begin at $61, and you can buy a 2-night package for Friday and Saturday starting at $97 per person. All 3 days will run $197 and up.
March has always been a beer drinking time in Las Vegas, with March Madness for college basketball and St. Patrick’s Day thrown into the mix. You can go to any of the Strip or Downtown Hotels to celebrate the green and madness. However, it would be nice to try something different and do it for a good cause.
Side notes for this event: They usually give you a 1 oz. serving of the wine at each of the stations. So, do not expect a half or full glass of wine at each station! This is a charity event. Remember to bring a designated driver. They will be patrols of the area watching out for you. Try not to get there too late or they could run out of some of the wine.
Another wine and beer tasting, Splendor in the Glass, will take place on March 11th at Red Rock Casino Resort from 4:00 until 8:00 p.m. at their Crimson nightclub. This 28th annual event supports Vegas PBS, with more than 40 wineries and breweries represented. Tickets are $90 if purchased prior to the event date or $100 at the door. You can also purchase limited reserved seating for $140. This is an indoor/outdoor venue next to their pool, so they also offer a cabana package for 10 people for $2,500. They will have a silent auction, entertainment and both hot and cold hors d’oeuvres.
— Pauline Cimoch
‘Defending the Caveman’ Celebrates 10 Years Running in Vegas
This year, “Defending the Caveman” will celebrate as Las Vegas’ longest-running Broadway show having debuted in southern Nevada on June 1, 2007. On Friday, March 3, the telltale show about the sexes currently at the D
downtown starring Kevin Burke will host revered South African actor Tim Plewman at 6 p.m. for a special one-night-only performance of the one-man play. Plewman believes no matter what country you call home, the universal content of relationships transcends throughout. Tickets start at $29.95.
Plewman is a dancer, humorist, director, writer and producer. He adapted the script for Africa, where he performed Caveman for nearly 10 years and 1,544 performances. For the play, the longest-running and most successful solo comedy in South African theatre history, Plewman won the prestigious South African Vita Award for Best Actor in a comedy.
“Defending the Caveman” with its worldwide reach will continue the celebration throughout 2017 by hosting international performances of the show including the Mexican, German and Cuban versions. This Broadway hit has toured the United States and more than 40 countries with productions in nearly 30 languages.
The play originally opened in San Francisco in 1991, moved to Broadway in 1995, and played 702 performances at the Helen Hayes Theater over two-and-a half-years when it became the longest-running solo play in Broadway history.
Golden Nugget Hosts ‘American Craft Whiskey Festival’
The Whiskey Revival is an opportunity for guests to sample fine artisan whiskies, American craft spirits, and moonshines from a variety of America’s great distilleries. The event includes live entertainment and Southern cuisine, plus educational classes led by distillery owners and brand ambassadors.
Plain White T’s To Play Two Nights at Cleopatra’s Barge
Rock ‘n’ roll band Plain White T’s will perform a two-night engagement at the intimate 180-seat Cleopatra’s Barge inside Caesars Palace with an acoustic show March 30 and 31 at 9:30 p.m. The unplugged performances will include a variety of the band’s notable hits, including Grammy-nominated “Hey There Delilah,” “Rhythm of Love” and “1, 2, 3, 4.” General tickets start at $69.
Plain White T’s kicked off their career in the Chicago suburbs, playing a mix of pop, punk, and melody-driven rock ‘n’ roll in basements and metro-area clubs. Now around 15 years later, the guys have done thousands of shows and have a string of multi-platinum hit singles.
— Jackie Brett
